The Shop

Nothing here shouts.

Merch is not how this pays for itself. It is how it travels. A shirt walks into rooms we will never be in, and that is the entire reason these exist - the reason there are five of them and not fifty.

BlackShel Tee

Mark on the chest. The line across the back, where you will never see it and everyone behind you will.

Heavyweight cotton · S–4XL

$45 Buy →

BlackShel Hoodie

Nothing on the front but the mark. Stitched, not printed, so it outlasts the fabric it sits on.

8.5 oz heavyweight · S–3XL

$72 Buy →

BlackShel Cap

Most caps are billboards. This one is a signal, and only to people who already know what it means.

Chino cotton twill · One size

$32 Buy →

The Beanie

The weather does not care what you believe. You go out anyway.

Turbo acrylic · One size

$32 Buy →

BlackShel Notebook

Paper does not autosave, sync, or suggest. That is the feature.

Hardcover · 80 pages

$26 Buy →

Made when you order it

Nothing sits in a box waiting. Each piece is made after you buy it, which takes five to eleven days, and means nothing is ever produced that nobody wanted.

Stitched wherever it can be

White ink on black cotton needs an underbase, and that is what makes cheap merch feel chalky and crack at the fold. Everything that can be embroidered is embroidered.

Checkout is handled by Fourthwall

Payment, printing and delivery run through Fourthwall, so the buy links open there. Shipping is calculated at checkout on the weight of the order.